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All T-Shirts are 100% cotton and are machine washable.
(Because of the nature of the transfer, caution must be used when ironing.)
All T-Shirts featured are priced at £9.99 each, plus £2.00 postage and packaging to an address in the UK. Please allow 28 days for delivery.
NOTE! ANY of my own images from this site are available on a T-Shirt. Please E-mail me your requests or for more information.
With a small smile, I offer you, my public, the chance to own your very own 'PaulMadBobSmith' Mug.
Genuine (c) Mugs are available in one size only. All Mugs featured are 100% ceramic, are dishwasher machine safe and are priced at £6.99 each, plus £2.00 postage and packaging to an address in the UK. Please allow 28 days for delivery.
NOTE! ANY of my own images from this site are available on a Mug. Please E-mail me your requests or for more information.
Original (c) posters up to A2 in size (that's as big as my local photocopy shop go) of any of my sites images (at least those I own the copyright on) are available on request. Prices are yet to be confirmed! Take a look at my Arty Farty Page or Naked Photo Album Page for ideas.
I have an ambition of sorts to become a commercial photographer. I have all these ideas for marketing campaigns, greetings cards and what can broadly be called art buzzing around in my head. A smart person, seeing this site, may wish to tap into those creative thoughts. A dumb person may wish to steal ideas from these pages. If that happens, rest assured you will die a slow painful death from something embarrassing. If you fall into the first, smarter group, E-mail me at once with offers of piles of cash!
Again, cloth covered Mouse-mats with any (c) image are available. E-mail me to talk about your needs!
Priced to sell at just £4.99 each plus £1.00 postage and packaging, these mouse mats are a practical, long lasting gift for someone you don't much care for.
I, (c), am proud to my teeth to announce that my first book of collected writings is now available. Titled Paul Smith - Unleashes his bile, this unique book contains my hastily written output for Indie Magazine, plus such gems as The Tale Of The Dog Faced Boy, my BBC** sitcom script called Last Week and my Jonathan Creek based stories. Please note, the characters in the stories are the creation, on the whole, of David Renwick, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Offered at the bargain price of £9.99, plus £2.00 postage and packaging to an address in the UK, this limited (one suspects, very limited) edition publication will, one day, be totally worthless. Sorry. If you still want to invest your hard earned cash in this tome, you'll have to allow 28 days for delivery, which should be just long enough for me to recover from shock.
How To Place Your Order:
If you really, really want something off of this page, E-mail me and I'm sure we'll be able to sort something out. I guess you could send me a cheque or something. And yes, a discount on postage and packaging is given for orders of three items or more at one time.
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*This is not 100% true.
**Rejected, but hey, it was written specifically for them!