FEEDBACK

Thanks for taking part in this little bit of audience participation. Please answer only the questions you wish to from the wide selection below. No pressure.

Please Note! Some of the questions are a touch risqué, so if you're under about 16, or take a dim view of such things, use [ this link to return to the index page. ]

Your First Name:

Your Last Name:

Your Porno Name
(i.e. First pets name then your Mothers Maiden Name):

Your E-mail address:
(Required if you'd like feedback on your feedback!)

Your Home Page address, if you have one:

Describe yourself in three words:

If you were an animal, what sort would you be?:

Which of the following describes how you came to visit my site:

I followed a link from a site about Jonathan Creek.
I was browsing Tripods sites and came across you.
I followed a link from a site about Doodles. God knows why.
I was looking at the Robin Hood Owners Club site and used the link there.
I was on a page about Bond Bugs, saw your link and felt compelled to investigate.
Well son, the wind musta just blown me this way. (Wandered in/None of the above)
Which of the following best describes your opinion of my sites:
I am too fat/lazy/sleepy/hip and trendy to make a selection
There's not enough porn. Where's the porn? I want porn!
Pants, i.e. "it's not as good as my own super-smashing site"
Puerile and childish. Grow up Mr Smith. You're not 15 any more
Wonderful and all-round fab (Please don't be ironic about my site)
Frightening and/or threatening in a way I was quite unprepared for
Remarkable for a boy with the face of a dog (I have missed the point)
Comfy and spacious. South facing garden with views of the Chiltern Hills
Which of the following best describes your view of the world:
I have no view of the world. I am Stevie Wonder
It's half full (I am an optimist)
It's half empty (I am a pessimist)
It's the first 'W' in 'WWW' (I surf too much)
It's small, isn't it? (I met someone I already knew whilst on holiday)
I can see it when I look down (I always have a smart answer ready)
All this was fields when I was young (I have misunderstood the question)
I don't know anything about the world, but America sure is nice! (I am an American)

Your favourite record:

Your ideal place to be kissed:

Your favourite film:

(I like cling myself)

Where was your most enjoyable holiday?:

At a zoo, what's your favourite exhibit?:

In your opinion, what is the best ice-cream flavour in the world?

Your favourite television programme:

What sort of car (if any) do you drive?:

And is it red?:

Today's Burning Question: Why is pissing in the street so popular in France?
Please enter your answer in the text area below:

What's your kink? (Please tick all that apply):
Watersports
'Greek'
Voyeurism
High heels
Bondage and/or erotic asphyxiation
Fetish fabrics (i.e. Latex, Leather, etc.)
Role-playing (i.e.Adult baby/Crossdressing)
S&M
M&S (Which is like the kink above, but with cardigans and comfortable shoes)
Medical scene
Amazonian or big beautiful women (BBWs)
Sploshing (i.e. muddy and/or messy food)
Domination or Submission (D/S)
And/or
Something else too shocking to mention

Which one of Jim Hensons' Muppets do you consider yourself to most closely resemble?
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If you had a One hundred megaton nominal yield nuclear bomb to detonate, where would you use it? (NOTE FOR BRITISH SECRET SERVICES: I do not, nor have I ever, owned or had access to any atomic weapons, nor do I encourage their use in built-up areas between the hours of 11pm and 7am. So please don't conduct a dawn-raid and put a bag over my head. Thanks)
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For ten bonus points, why would you explode it there?
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Select your favourite animated character:

Why do you like them?:

What would you really like to see them do?:

Do you think the following joke is in poor taste:
My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess.... so I drove her at high speed into a wall.

I can't be arsed to click anything. Sorry.
Yes. You are one sick Bunny.
No. I never liked her anyway. Thin bitch.
Maybe. I am sitting on the fence... or am I? Or not? Err...

Have you ever called someone by the wrong name during sex?

I prefer not to say. I'm shy.
Yes. (i.e. Just the once I cried out: "Rover!")
Never! (i.e. I make all my lovers wear name badges to stop it happening.)

Which pages of my site did you particularly enjoy? (Please tick all/any that apply):

The WELCOME page, with my lovely animations
The INDEX page
The left-hand LINK-BAR
The WHAT'S NEW? page
This FEEDBACK page
The SOFA OF FUN page
The FLASH MOVIES page
The JONATHAN CREEK page
The ARTY FARTY page
The WHEELS OF FIRE page
The BOND BUG-GERY page
The DOG FACED BOY page
The INDIE MAGAZINE page
The AYLESBURY WITH BOB & CURLY page
The NAKED PHOTO ALBUM page
The JUDITHS BEARS OF DOOM page
The ON-LINE E-MPORIUM SHOP page
The TALE OF MONKEYS page
The TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS page
The DVD COLLECTION page
The INFORMATION page
The FURRY FRIENDS page of spiders
The F.A.Q's page
The ERROR page
The WELL-SOUND page
The WEB-CAM page
The CLICK HERE page
The BOOK OF THE... page

Lastly, which organ of the human body (i.e. Liver, Lungs, Spleen) do you think (or perhaps like to think?) you use the most?
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Please put a tick in this box if you'd like a reply, in which I'll mark your answers on this page out of 10. (You'll also need to put your e-mail address in the box towards the top of the screen).

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